They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Drunk is not a location!
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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