If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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