so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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