i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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