Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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sarcasm needs its own font
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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