so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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