she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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