hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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