im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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