Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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