All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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