oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
