I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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