Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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