After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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