awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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