I'm drive I can fine osifer
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
honey bunches of taint.
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you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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