wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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