my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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