Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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