Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
