her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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