Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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