TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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