we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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