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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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