She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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