Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
tell me about the fingering
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