Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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