soooo we both peed the bed last night...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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