Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
im holly from the hills drunk
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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