So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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