I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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