doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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