Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I enjoy the company of your penis
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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