Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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