I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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