its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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