After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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