Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Randomize
