My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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