I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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