and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
