All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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