I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Randomize
