hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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