there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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