he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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