The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
