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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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