i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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