been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
