i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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