why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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